Once upon a time a story was told to a little girl about how an ugly ugly duckling turns into an awfuly pretty swan. Though the little girl was quite enchanted with this, she promptly forgot it for many years.
Not knowing how nasty swans can really be, this girl's momma named her now 23 year-old akward and freshly divorced daughter "cygnet," to show that beautiful swanness was just around some near corner.
Nine years later, this now-grown daughter rethinks the wisdom of this, as a grumpy swan currently attacks all her windows, leaving scared kitties and depositing lots of swan poo in its wake.
4 Comments:
That's funny every time I read. Go Sooty!
I'm dieing! (Should that be dyeing? lol) That is so funny. Where do you come up with these things? I feel like my sides are going to explode.
That is so funny! Thanks for posting I needed a good laugh today too.
OMG that is too funny!
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